the gas pump printed a receipt.

i saw it come out. then it sucked it back in, and it totally disappeared.

i swear. gone. not a trace.

it makes no sense but now i’m paranoid. it didn’t WANT me to have the receipt. this was no mere accident, out of paper, out of ink. it TOOK it from me.

well mr pump-and-dupe. i’m taking a photograph.

so there.